Duck Again
players: 3-6
Expected run time 2-3 hours Mission Type: Thanksgiving Special Risk level: Milk Run
Some people have turkey on Thanksgiving. Some people don't. Personally, I want a duck for dinner. Duck is so hard to find, but I know a shop. It's not in a friendly neighborhood, and things might get messy. I'll hire you to get me that specific duck, and I'll pay top dollar.
Threat Level: Easy
Zooma
Soz wez waz hiredz cauze sum ultraz rockerz needez a duckz deliverz fo a specialz concertz. Nul Sweat Chummerz cept da fanz arez inz a frensy andz wanz da duck fo demzelvez O' ta getz inz ta da concertz. Da J tellz uz dat itz wouldz lookz badz ifz da slaggerz E' hiredz fragged sum fanz zo wez waz ta goez nonz leathalz onlyz. Wez waz okz wit dat but sum elf fazt talkzin puzhed himz up ta a 10k payzdayz. Alzo @Mister T endzed upz wit sum shrimp friedz riced whichz madez da rest O' uz greenzkinz hungriez.
Wez waz gunna headz downz townz butz wit myz bikez anz @Killroy was Here'z vanz wez waz shortz onz seatz. Soz wez callz diz Torgz whoz iz a cabbiez datz dey knowz. So whilez waitinz fo da cab ta showz upz wez getz threez trollz zised ordaz O' Shrimpz friedz ricez fo da crewz. Nowz ya'z seez a trollz zised orda startz wit a 5z pound bagz O' ricez andz denz addz da shimpz pastez andz assortedz veggiez oncez itz cookzin. Soz dey cumz outz wit likez 16 poundz O' foodz andz a fewz fortunez cookiez. Youze dun wanna forgetz da fortunez cookiez cauze wez canz usez inz diz linez O' biznezz.
Wellz Torgz arrivez andz wez givez himz a bowlz O' da ricez. Youze shouldz A' seenz hiz facez lightz up! Reallzy madez da man'z dayz. Wez startz jabbin abouzt howz wez gotz ta getz ta da mallz ta getz a duckz fo Velvetinez, andz hiz kidz haz gottenz himz inta her muzak. Notz a suzprize kidz lovez diz rocka. So Torgz iz happyz ta helpz uz andz whenz wez getz ta da mallz parkzin lot itz swarmzin wit crazied fanz. Apparentlizy diz iz da secondz duckz fromz dis placez andz da fanminkgoz expectz ta seez herz pickzin upz da duckz herzelfz.
Cont--- Zooma — 12/02/2022 3:52 PM Part 2
Soz da crewz iz cummin upz wit all dez crazyz planz anz dey evenz pullz upz a sewerz mapz thinkzin wez canz sneakz inz anz outz throughz da undergroundz. Iz chewzinz a mouthzfullz O' da friedz ricez an thinkz howz badz dat gunna tastez ifz iz gun throuhgz da sewearz. Da clientz null gunna bez happyz wit sewerz duckz. Soz I'z mentionz whilze sneakzin throughz sewerz linez gud fo a corpo retrevialz, no zo gud fo foodz deliverize.
Iz azk ifz wez canz tellz da croudz da Velettinez iz playzin sumwherez andz drawz dem awayz. @Raptor loookz atz mez andz sayz dey didz dat da firztz timez ta getz in andz der iz no wayz itz gunna workz twicein. Meanwhilez Kilroyz iz runninz sum hackzor magikz andz haz Velvetz Mefeedz sayzin dat shez iz preformzin herz concertz nearbuyz andz everyzonez shouldz headz der. Dey evenz poztz dat der arez sum cabbz blaztinz her'z newz hitz singlez. Den wez getz a bootlegz recordzin andz blaztz it throughz Torgz cabbz az hez pullz awayz. Surez az dragonz scalez da wholez parkinz lotz O' Fanmingoz takez offz runnz afterz da cabz. Iz tellz yaz Iz gotz mez da biggezt drek eatinz grinz onz myz face (andz anothaz mouthfullz O' ricez).
Wez strutz inta da mallz andz findz da reztaruantz. Wez puzh throughz da fanmingoz andz @Mister T jumpz upz onz a tablez (howz da cheapz piecez O' drek tookz hiz weightz wit outz buckelzin I'llz neva knowz) Da Trollz startz makinz a speachez rightz outz O' da Trideoz. I'z almostz startz clappinz at da endz O' howz wez iz takinz da duckz andz ifz anyonze gutz a problemo wit dat dey gunna talkz ta himz. Seriouzly tearz ta my eyez andz allz dat.
Da Chef howzeva iz lezz imprezzed. Seez hez doezn't knowz dat wez fromz Velvetinez JJ. Iz guezz dat wazn't partz O' da speachez. Soz wez doez sum pullinz O' credentialz fo da J andz a littlez elvenz fazt talkz andz he'z convincez ta makez uz da duckz!
Cont--- Zooma — 12/02/2022 4:20 PM Part 3
Seez da chefz iz a bitz O' a showzmanz, andz a loudz onez atz dat! Hez goez inta hiz showzmanz shipz aboutz howz hez makinz da bezt duckz eva fo da bezt singa eva Veletztinez Flamingoz! Loudz andz flazhyz! Iz meanz dun getz mez wrongz Itz bueatyfulz showz butz allz da fanmingoz arez gettinz rilez up atz diz. Suddenlzly dey allz ruzh da chefz demandzinz dey getz da duckz. Wez git a riotz onz ourz handz chumma.
Kilroyz iz onz topz O' thingz andz startz feedzin tacticalz dataz ta da teamz ARz. Iz inz myz elementz nowz andz I clickz myz jawz ta da rightz soz az ta jamz upz myz wirez reflezez ta overdrivez! Atz leazt I thoughtz Iz waz butz inzteadz O' movinz likez greazed lightinz I'z getz a voicez inz myz earz sayzin 404z fatalz errorz andz somez geekz speakz. Iz goez ta drawz myz shotzgunz Sally fro my backz butz myz handz iz no smooth. Itz takez fo eva ta drawz Sally andz Iz canz feelz sparkz cookz da inzidez O' my leathaz! Iz freakzin outz nowz at diz drek andz whenz Iz firez a burzt O' stickz N' shockz atz onez O' da markedz targetz da shotz goez widerz dan a greatz dragonz mamma.
A bunchz O' Fanmingoz triez ta jumpz pazt @Mister T andz hez jumpz downz fro da tablez wit a crunch andz clothez linez a pairz O' dem. Den onze O' da fanz tozzez a flazhbangz rightz atz uz. Iz thoughtz wez beenz throughz dis drek beforze. Youze dun uze dez thinz indoorz chumma!
Wellz Kilroyz iz on topz O' diz and feedz da grenade vectorz ta da teamz AR andz thwack! Iz a samuria swordz playzin bazeballz wit da incomin ordance andz da bombz flyez ta da backz O' da roomz wherez mosta da Fanmingoz arez stillz runninz fromz.
A big boomz andz everythin goez white....